Why oh why did they let y’all on twitter?? Two hashtags that are killing it today!
#HowToughAmIBlackEdition – which seems to be black twitter saying all the shit they were too scared to say to a mad parent. LOL! You know you would never clap back like this! As Kim once said to Stevie on The Parkers when Stevie wondered why Kim wouldn’t i buy viagra over the counter just tell Nikki what she was GONNA do: “Stevie, I got a black mama”.
So here are a few of the fantasy clapbacks – and I do mean FANTASY!
Mom: Say something again and watch me whoop you
Me: Something Again#HowToughAmIBlackEdition pic.twitter.com/tNvUVHjZP3
— T'Challa Back Girl (@MarissaRei1) August 1, 2016
parent: where are you going dressed like that???
me: …to my destination.#HowToughAmIBlackEdition pic.twitter.com/a1YXMDi9AK— touch it kenisha (@arianaswhip) August 1, 2016
Mom: Did you wash the dishes?
Me: Did I eat off of them?? pic.twitter.com/dhaXrp3L6V— AlexandraNicole
(@theyknowlex) August 1, 2016
But for real:
When ya auntie finds your Twitter through your #HowToughAmIBlackEdition tweets pic.twitter.com/GF3DeRR0KD
— Matt Demon (@blkgawdduss) August 1, 2016
So Charles Barkley will be hosting a new TNT show called (seriously) “The Race Card”.
Charles Barkley to host a new TNT series called 'The Race Card' next year. https://t.co/A0dAtHwqFg
— Complex (@ComplexMag) August 1, 2016
UGH….this is why we also had #RejectedBarkleyShows trending today, we need the laugh upon hearing this foolishness!
#RejectedBarkleyShows Good Coonin' America with Chuck and Stacey
— Rod TBGWT (@rodimusprime) August 1, 2016
Law and Order: Special Snowflake Unit #RejectedBarkleyShows
— BrilliantVillain (@IntergalacticQ) August 1, 2016
"The Safe Negro Show" #RejectedBarkleyShows
— Mr. Brothers (@LBrothersMedia) August 1, 2016
Are You Afraid Of The Dark Skinned Ones? #RejectedBarkleyShows
— Henny Given Sunday (@Dr_Doughstax) August 1, 2016
"Black People, Am I Right???" #RejectedBarkleyShows
— Mr. Brothers (@LBrothersMedia) August 1, 2016
Sundays with Sambo #RejectedBarkleyShows
— Blu Lies Matter (@DaKcStork) August 1, 2016