Sorry, too much going on and couldn’t get to the Comments of the Week, but the twitterati was on fiyah as usual. I couldn’t even get to all of those! Enjoy a few days worth, and if you not on twitter…YA NEED 2 BE!
Oh yeah, you know what time of year it is! Next week its pick time!
I’d love to see Romney navigate a TJ Maxx.
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Do cable news producers drive to the parking lot of the Heritage Foundation and pick up “Day strategists” looking for work? #uppers
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And God looked at #Tampa and saw all the heathen Republicans gathering… #HurricaneIsaac
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#RNCconventionSlogans Don’t know much about History. Don’t know much Biology. But I do know I am white, male and you should vote for me.
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Quite Lowbrow @droogie6655321
#RNCconventionSlogans BLACKITY BLACK-BLACK BLAAAACK
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Steve Weinstein @steveweinstein
Shorter Mitt: I am the white height. #birther #p2
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#RNCconventionSlogans Back to the 50’s. The 1350s.
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If you’re looking for the President’s birth certificate, these will come in handy: http://OFA.BO/mwhQKR
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Dear Terrorist and or Al Queda members, i’d be digging a hole right about now.
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#WhyICantWatchChuckToddsMittRomneySpecial Porn is blocked on my teevee
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#RNCconventionSlogans: Mostly consensual.
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“As governor I promise not to sellout the citizens of New Jersey the way I did Obama on “Meet the Press”. #failedcoreybookerslogan
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#Romney: “At least I picked up one woman voter this week. Thank you for your support, Orly Taitz” #election2012
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Mitt might have been born in Michigan, but he was cheering for Detroit to die.
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BREAKING: GOP changing RNC theme from “we built this” to “we were born here”
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That awkward moment when the GOP says you can’t prosecute your violent rapist because your pregnancy proves he’s really innocent
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Yes, America, it’s your fault for electing people whose idea of sexuality comes from the lingerie section of an old Sears catalog.
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Apparently, everything Mitt, Paul and Todd learned about reproductive health came from fooling around in the barn. With the horses.
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BREAKING: #Romney declares that the only question he’ll answer is why Obama sucks.
