For the week May 13 – May 19
Another week of great commenting from the POU community!
This Is What We Call “Selective Memory” Comment of the Week
Tafr, Tuesday Afternoon Thread
I reluctantly listened to Ed Schultz today spewing some old BS about the Obama administration not helping in the recall. Schultz and his PL buddies take no responsibility for their actions. I had to chuckle at the callers complaining to Ed about the admin not helping them out. These are the same callers that complained about the president and were proud to say they would not vote. I know because I heard their simple BS on the Schultz show during the midterms.
Funny how white folks are not held to the same standards as black folks. You know now we were blamed for prop 8 but the poutrage crowd is not blamed for not voting and handing over power to the tea party freaks. Funny how that works.
The Black Church Ain’t Shook Comments of the Week
Some are trying, they’re trying hard….but contrary to how the media tries to spin it, the 5 black republicans they can drag on TV try to spin it, the 4 black pastors that want some media shine try to spin it…guess what. Didn’t work.
itgurl, Tuesday Afternoon Thread
I know a lot of churchified folks. Hell, my sister’s married to a pastor. And none of these church folk I’ve talked to have said that POTUS has lost their vote. Not one. Even if they don’t agree with his stance on SSM, they’re far more worried about their jobs and putting food on the table. Unlike white church folk, black church folk don’t vote on social wedge issues like that. They may not agree with it, but they’ve got bigger fish to fry than worrying about if Jim and John wanna get married.
GN, Tuesday Open Thread
The fetishizing of black churches and hyper-focus on what black people think about SSM is simply racist; it just is. With all of the screaming and fuss from the media, one would think that white America has united for SSM (they haven’t) while black America has united in opposition to SSM (and we haven’t).
It’s racist bullshit, and I’m especially sick and tired of seeing black people cosigning it. We’re so used to being subject to double standards, we don’t even blink an eye any more.
This Mofo Will Say ANYTHING Comment of the Week
Romney’s campaign manager actually said in reply to a foreign policy question that the GOP nominee didn’t want to engage in any foreign policy discussions until after he is in office…really.
Isonprize, Monday Afternoon Thread
“Romney doesn’t want to really engage these issues until he is in office,” the adviser said.
Imagine your doctor saying: “I don’t really want to engage in talking about the surgery until after it’s over and you’ve paid your medical bill.”
Your kitchen contractor: “I won’t discuss the plans for where your stove is going to go until after we finish the remodeling and you’ve settled up.”
Real estate agent?: “After you’ve signed the settlement papers and the check clears, we will tell you where the house is and how many bedrooms/ bathrooms it has. What? Oh,no. I don’t know if it has a yard. I don’t want to talk about that until after all of these messy, annoying meetings are over with.
MIRANDA, STOP PLAYING!!!
Dennis…..Go Home Comments of the Week
Rep. Dennis Kucinich announced he will be retiring.
Wait…wut?
dannie22, Wednesday Afternoon Thread
How could you retire when your ass lost the election? Ohio kicked your dumbass to the curb Dennis! And Washington had better sense than to invite you to their state. So good-bye Dennis!!
MsKitty, Wednesday Afternoon Thread
TRANSLATION: They told me to keep my carpetbagging, alien-loving, frivolous-lawsuit-filing ass in Ohio.
woody45, Wednesday Afternoon Thread
You don’t understand. He was a hero and a half. I mean don’t get me wrong he never actually did anything except take up space and talk about aliens but that’s not the point. The point is he said mean stuff about the President and that’s all that counts.
Speaking of the Aliens Comment of the Week
MsKitty, Tuesday Afternoon Thread
Now you know if there was an alien invasion they would make that all about PBO too. I can see the headlines:
“Martians Land on Earth: Has Obama’s Foreign Policy Gone Too Far?”
“RNC’s Priebus: We Always Knew Obama Wasn’t American, Here’s the Proof”
“Professional Left: We Were Ahead of Obama on Reaching Out to Intergalactics”
Ain’t We Lucky We Got’em! Good Times! Comment of the Week
The Obamas released their annual financial disclosure statements this week and right wingers lost their collective minds because, don’t all black people from Chicago live in da ‘jets?
Town, Wednesday Open Thread
They act like Barack, Michelle, Malia & Sasha Obama all lived in Cabrini Green next door to CANDYMAN and Mr. Bookman, and Barack washed cars in a vacant parking lot while Michelle was a checker at JC Penney and all of a sudden it’s suspicious how they have $500K to $1 million in the JPMorgan Chase bank account. OOOH LAWD black people having money, it’s GOT to be suspicious…
Tweets of the Week!
@ritaag @mckaycoppins When will West comb his hair? I shudder to think what might be living in there.
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25th Century Girl ?@25thcenturygirl
The RNC is going to be a TELEVISED hate orgy.
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Is it true Arizona is trying to keep Obama off of the ballot? Arizona says: Yes we Klan!
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aliceinthewater ?@aliceinthewater
That moment when you think you look super cute but then you spot the deodorant that’s been on your shirt all day.
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Reverse racism – n. when you put your Klan robes on the wrong way.
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Quarter-Billionaire ?@MittRmoney
Mitt Romney is like John Kerry, if John Kerry just made shit up.
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Shorter Mittens: How can you expect me to remember what lie I told when?
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#StatementRomneyStandsBy ~ I’M WHITE ~
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Fox News: its mental porno for wingnuts.
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I’m picturing the Ricketts sitting around the boardroom staring at one another, blinking, like it never occurred to them Rahm was partisan.
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“Calista,we’re broke so I got you a job promoting KFC.” Great, I’lll need some clothes.” “Actually, KFC provides the outfit. Can you bock?”
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Andy Borowitz ?@BorowitzReport
If you have a mortgage with JP Morgan Chase, tell them you lost all your money at the racetrack. They’ll understand.
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Top Conservative Cat ?@TeaPartyCat
George W. Bush endorsed Mitt Romney this morning. Romney denied knowing who Bush was, then pulled a fire alarm and fled the scene.
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Another Obama Mama ?@ObamaOyeah
Republicans are just not that excited about Romney. It’s kind of like starting to accept that you’re going to prom with your sister.