Gee, did anything interesting happen today?
Trump's aides trying to keep him away from his phone so he can't tweet #ComeyDay #ComeyHearings pic.twitter.com/0SJUUPnaNm
— Matthew A. Cherry (@MatthewACherry) June 8, 2017
I don’t know man…..anybody figure out John Mccain yet?
Live reaction of John McCain during the #ComeyTestimony pic.twitter.com/aXP5bJObIM
— Leon Langford (@MasonLLL) June 8, 2017
YOU. CAN’T. MAKE. THIS. SHIT. UP.
A few hours after fired FBI Director James Comey’s testimony before Congress, a statement from President Donald Trump’s lawyer Marc Kasowitz went public — and that statement, which denies many aspects of Comey’s testimony, is littered with typos.
In the first line of the statement, Kasowitz misspells “president” as “predisent” — a typo Twitter users caught on to almost immediately after it was released.
Further down in the statement, Kasowitz also misspelled the name of National Intelligence Director Dan Coats as “Coates.” In the conclusion of the statement, there also appear to be grammatical errors in a sentence that claims “in sum, it is now established that there the President was not being investigated for colluding with the or attempting to obstruct that investigation.”
And then…..
Awkward scene as Kasowitz tried to escape with no press questions: He and aides stood in elevator staring at us. Forgot to push down button. pic.twitter.com/ndFSxeDE6I
— Jennifer Jacobs (@JenniferJJacobs) June 8, 2017
So James Comey admitted to trying to wear clothes and blend like a chameleon to hide from Trump, asked Sessions to “Please don’t leave me in the room with him, said Trump basically tricked him into a one-on-one dinner date with a lot of awkward silence, and said in open testimony that he just told Trump whatever to get off the phone with him.
Yeah, Song of the Day: