A round-up of the best tweets on Santorum suspending his campaign. Enjoy!
Santorum dropping out of the race is the biggest blow to Christianity since that punk Judas ratted out Jesus.
Is the cast of The Hunger Games standing behind Santorum?
Santorum: It turns out that it really wasn’t my voice that I was out communicating with. It was your voice. You = ventriloquist. Me = dummy.
“I found a deeper love for this country.” Santorum #exceptfortheblahs #andhispanics #andgays #andwomen
All the candidates God “called” to run have quit. That’s what happens when you mistake the voices in your head for the burning bush. #p2
I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of tea party people cried out in terror & were suddenly silenced. Did Santorum quit?
Quarter-Billionaire@MittRmoney
Time for Mitt Romney to get etchin and sketchin #mitt2012
Hold up, Frothy, Imma let you finish, but Herman Cain had the best “suspending my campaign” event of all time. http://bit.ly/cLipOq #tfy #p2
Sorry, Rick, but you cannot abort your campaign after 20 weeks. You will be forced to carry it to term. #p2 #TFY
Santorum folding in Gettysburg, on the 100th anniversary of the Titanic sinking. All hail fate.
I KNEW Santorum didn’t have a long-form birth certificate.
Attention adult Santorum daughters: Daddy is on his way back home. Hide the birth control pills. #p2 #tcot
Attention entire news industry: Your articles on Romney’s extremism and mendacity did not vanish as of this afternoon. We have copies.
Long live the sweater vests!
Bye Rick!! from The Blah People